-- So far today, God, I have lived my life as you would
-- I haven't lost my temper.
-- So far I have not even grabbed the Chief's Mess Cook by the throat, like yesterday.
-- I have said nothing insulting or humiliating to any of the junior officers.
-- I haven't bitched about the coffee, the ship's schedule, the watch bill or Saturday's Personnel Inspection.
-- I have told no lies...
-- I have not cheated at poker.
-- I have put no ship's tools in my personal toolbox.
-- In short God, I believe that so far today I have committed no grievous sins.
-- Thank you, God, for helping me to stay righteous so far. But Lord, it's almost 0600 and in a
little while I'm going to roll out of my bunk and after that I think I will need a lot more