"Written By a World War Two Sailor."
Come gather round me lads and I'll tell you a
thing or two,
about the way we ran the Navy in nineteen forty two.
When wooden ships and iron men were barely out of
sight,
I am going to give you some facts just to set the record
right.
We wore the ole bell bottoms, with a flat hat on our
head,
and we always hit the sack at night. We never "went to
bed."
Our uniforms were worn ashore, and we were mighty
proud.
Never thought of wearing civvies, in fact they were not
allowed.
Now when a ship puts out to sea. I'll tell you
son- it hurts!
When suddenly you notice that half the crews wearing
skirts.
And it's hard for me to imagine, a female
boatswains mate,
stopping on the Quarter deck to make sure her stockings are
straight.
What happened to the KiYi brush, and the old sa
lt-water bath?
Holy stoning decks at night- cause you stirred old Bosn's
wrath!
We always had our gedunk stand and lots of pogey
bait.
And it always took a hitch or two ,just to make a
rate.
In your seabag all your skivvies, were neatly stopped
and rolled.
And the blankets on your sack had better have a three-inch
fold.
Your little ditty bag . . it is hard to believe just
how much it held,
and you wouldn't go ashore with pants that hadn't been
spiked and belled.
We had scullery maids and succotash and good old
S.O.S.
And when you felt like topping off -you headed for the
mess.
Oh we had our belly robbers- but there weren't too
many gripes.
For the deck apes were never hungry and there were no starving
snipes.
Now you never hear of Davey Jones ,Shellbacks Or
Polliwogs,
and you never splice the mainbrace to receive your da ily
grog.
Now you never have to dog a watch or stand the main
event.
You even tie your lines today- - back in my time they were
bent.
We were all two-fisted drinkers and no one thought you
sinned,
if you staggered back aboard your ship, three sheets to the
wind.
And with just a couple hours of sleep you regained
your usual luster.
Bright eyed and bushy tailed- you still made morning
muster.
Rocks and shoals have long since gone, and now
it's U.C.M.J.
THEN the old man handled everything if you should go
astray.
Now they steer the ships with dials, and I
wouldn't be surprised,
if some day they sailed the damned things- from the beach
computerized.
So when my earthly hitch is over, and the good Lord
picks the best,
I'LL walk right up to HIM and say, "Sir, I have but one
request-
Let me sail the seas of Heaven in a coat of N avy
blue.
Like I did so long ago on earth - way back in nineteen-forty
two."
Lt. J.G Don Ballard joined the U.S. Navy in 1935 when
he received $21.00 per Month. What the author says in his words
is true. In 1935 only 13 men joined the Navy (from Tennessee) and
Don was one of them.
Proudly copied from Lt .Ballard USN Retired, April 13, 2002 , who
loved the Navy and all the men he served with in all of World War
Two.